December 24^th, 2002 (12:00am) - Wishing everyone Happy Holidays. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Be safe this year.

A poem:
if you drink too much eggnog
you’ll have to go potty
if you get really mad
you may have to use karate
some wrap thir presents with a ribbon and bow
then you unwrap them using tae kwon do
for christmas many people go out & shop
but you divide up the shopping with a karate chop
not a noise was heard not even a mouse
but you still kill the burglar with a round house
you layed out what you thought was a rabid panda
but it was really just your good friend Santa