July 2^nd, 2003 (12:00am) - While Google searching for and under age porn site...Ummm nevermind while surfing the net I stoped by Tech TV’s X-Play page. And learned of a videogame inspired rock band with the weird name 14 Year Old Girls. The group is made up of Honey, Billy, Kimmy (the only chic), and El Halfy. But this is no run-of-the-mill rock band. They are the worlds first & only "Nintendo Punk" band. And no I didn’t make that up that’s really what they call their music. With songs based on Castlevania, GTA3, and even the Nintendo Tips Line. What else should you call their music?

Check the lyrics to there song Aminal(yes Aminal not Animal) Forest...

moving away to a new town
buying a house, 1000 bells down
mr. nook the wacky raccoon
sells me things to outfit my room
digging up fossils, shakin’ the trees
collectin’ bells and avoidin’ the bees
writing letters to all of my friends
receiving replies like "talk to the hand"
running errands for these lazy bums
getting rewards like stupid oil drum
diggin’ up buzzoids, choppin’ down trees
collectin’ the bells to pay off fees
(it’s a game that’s what i tell myself
but it has so much play i think i might need help
i’m always late for class and i got fired too
but every day i’m hooked because there’s always something new)
everytime i pay off a loan
nook comes by and adds to my home
my cool house drives neighbors away
none of my animal friends will stay
fishing in the stream, catching new bugs
i can’t stop please pull the plug

As you would imagine their music sounds horrible. Or maybe it’s just an acquired taste. But either way the ball bounces the lyrics will bring tears to any real gamers eyes. And like me you can order their CD "Zombies In Robots Out" at RetardDisco.com. I’ll award them a Grammy any day.