September 16^th, 2005 (5:16pm) - Rockstar Games has had enough. After all the abuse they’ve absorbed in the media for "Hot Coffee", a problem which six months ago was unforseeable, they are striking back in their own way.

A comedic email has been posted on Rockstar’s new website for the impending release of Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories. The email is obiviously and hilariously a dig at Jack Thompson, the Florida attorney who is known for crusading against media with violent content and calling Janet Reno a closet lesbian in an interview during the Clinton administration. Thompson recently however has been very outspoken as it pertains to the "Hot Coffee" controversy.

The email reads as follows:
"Dear Liberty Tree,

The internet is unambiguous evil. The only things worse than the internet are computer games and liberals. The fact of the matter is our Constitution clearly protects us against the internet. They had foresight, to go along with their wooden teeth, and the Constitution clearly alludes to "unwanted connectivity".

We want to turn the internet off before this parasite swallows all of us. The fact is, this may be an e-mail, but I am revolted with myself, and will punish myself, vigorously. We need to be free from the internet. It’s getting mankind in a hideous and vice-like grip and before you know it, our lives, which were once perfect, will be reduced to nothing but cyber sex and learning things we have no business knowing, like the fact the government lies, or you can safely go on vacation outside the old 48 contiguous. It’s revolting, and we’re all suffering.

Only last week, I was using the internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is a keen water skier and state wide sailor. Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the faint hearted. The fact is people who care about our society really should join our society. CLICK WWW.CITIZENSUNITEDNEGATINGTECHNOLOGY.ORG FOR MORE DETAILS."

Yes, it is an actual website and a very enjoyable read at that. To find out more evidence that Rockstar thinks of Jack as a possible bisexual pedophile hypocrite, check out the new site.