November 2^nd, 2005 (11:04am) - There are wide reports coming in of the first commercial for the Xbox 360 airing in movie theatres and on televisions everywhere.

For those who can’t see it, the commercial starts off in an inner city park with a few people playing jump rope and others watching. Club music (of the D.C. variety) kicks in as others begin to participate. Amongst the participants includes: A hot mom, a biker, well coordinate kiddies and some tall people (which end up breaking up the whole game). Then after a few seconds of everyone just inexplicably jumping the commercial ends with the Xbox 360 logo and two words that fade in. "Jump in."

So if I am to understand this correctly, the messages here are:
1) Never play jump rope with tall people.
2) If I want to acquire a hot older woman, all I need is club music and a jump rope.
3) Xbox 360 is in reality a new set of jump ropes and Bill Gates is really trying to get us to all go outside and exercise. Not bad for 300-400 dollars a package.