Sex appeal is a proven marketing tool that has been used time and time again to sell a product, so it comes as no surprise to see a game like Rumble Roses XX on the Xbox 360. Rumble Roses isn’t a pro-wrestling videogame designed to be a gameplay alternative to THQ’s WWE games. No, it’s a pro-wrestling game meant to cater to all these horny men who spend countless hours playing videogames as a recreational hobby with computer generated women made out of polygons; virtual girls with shapely bodies and large breasts. If you’re one of the gamers who bought Dead or Alive Beach Xtreme Beach Volleyball, you know what I’m talking about... don’t deny it.

Rumble Roses is all about sex appeal. From the moment you first start playing the game you begin to take notice of how shapely each of the girls in the game look. Their breasts bounce in such a realistic way that it’s almost scary to witness the amount of detail that has been put into the game’s characters. Aside from each character’s faces and hair, the bodies of these girls look very lifelike, in regards to shape and texturing. Hell, you can even see the subtle veins on a girl’s breasts, and I have to say that I find this extremely "interesting." It just makes a guy wonder what the next Rumble Roses game would look like if it were designed to take advantage of the Xbox 360’s and its graphical capabilities from the ground up. It’s almost scary to think that a guy could possibly "get off" from seeing these digitally rendered chicks.

You better believe that Rumble Roses completely exploits its women in some very degrading ways. The level of degradation is so terrible that most playing Rumble Roses will be ashamed to play it at home, at least without the doors to their rooms locked. The game exploits these girls in a number of ways. For starters, all of them feature skimpy little outfits that leave little to the imagination and on top of this you’re bound to unlock even skimpier outfits, such as bikini tops and thongs. When customizing a character, you can increase the size of the breasts, hips, and legs to your desire, making them even more exaggerated than before; allowing us to create women that are way too voluptuous to exist in the real world outside of the porn industry.

As if this weren’t enough, making these girls wrestle each other adds to the game’s sex appeal as they scream and moan when being put into various hold and submissions. There are also a handful of gimmick matches featured in the game in which the loser is made to do some rather humiliating things, such as being tickled by the match’s victor, act like a kitten, play limbo, and other things of the sort. Yeah, these matches really add to the gameplay right? No way. They’re only here to stimulate blood flow in the lower region of your body. However, the icing on the cake is being able to take pictures of any one of the characters, solo, or in a group of two, wearing whatever outfits you chose and in a variety of poses. Oh, and I know that this little photo-shoot mode has been quite popular so far since you can view the photos uploaded by other players and there quite a larger amount of photos available to download over Xbox Live, so take comfort that you’re not the only one getting satisfaction at seeing these digitally rendered vixens in discriminating poses. Oh, our mothers would be proud!